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"Beginner Level" Big Red Nose How And WHY The Fiona's Waiters Realtor Gets
More Nose Tales... "Intermediate Level" Big Red Nose His Waitress Tries Pretty Waitress
More Nose Stories... "Big Brass Balls and Ovaries" Big Red Nose
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The Big Red Nose Club Dear Friend, Thanks. Here is the Story of how the "Big Red Nose NLP S ales Idea Testing Club" came to be... It all started when a friend saw a woman comedian do a bit about California road-rage. Her solution? You Wear a "Big Red CLOWN Nose" - so when someone comes over to your car to BEAT YOU UP after you cut him off at a light... You put on the RED Nose. They see you. Laugh. Walk away saying, "Look at that CLOWN. No wonder he can't drive." My friend thought this was a Great idea. But he went one better. He found a RED NERF ball 5 inches across. Slit the side. Stuck it on his nose. Started smiling at cute girls at Stop lights. He Reported Fantastic Results. So we tried it too. GREAT FUN with kids in the back seat. Show them the CLOWN NOSE. Then take it off when they yell at their parents in front seat. "Look at that man with the RED NOSE." On. Off. On. Drives the kid in the back seat NUTS. Cuz his parents think he's making it all up. My friend was right about The RED NOSE on the Road. Cars full of coeds at Red Lights SCREAM and jump around so much When they See THE RED NOSE - that their car rocks and bounces. Almost got kicked out of a Restaurant too. When we bribed the waitress to WEAR the RED NOSE to get our food. Others soon started Testing the RED NOSE. A Special Forces Guy going back to Business school took the Cake, though. He wore the GIANT RED NERF NOSE while giving a speech in "Music Appreciation Class." Which he hated. College kids came up to him to shake his hand. Girls giggled. Dressed up. Brought him home cooked food. WEIRD. So we created a "BIG RED NOSE CLUB" for those with the Guts to Wear the nose and send in a Testimonial about their "Big Red Nose Adventures." Thanks, Glenn P.S. - You too can JOIN. E-mail me at rentamentor@mac.com We have collected 53 Surprise Products and Gifts for those who Can Qualify... | ||||
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